Total Medals Earned: 3,006 (From 490 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,500 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)
You climbed the tower as a ninja.
You climbed the tower as a barbarian.
You climbed the tower as a knight.
You climbed the tower as a monk.
You climbed the tower as a paladin.
You climbed the tower as a priest.
You climbed the tower as a ranger.
You climbed the tower as a sorceress.
You climbed the tower as a thief.
You climbed the tower as a warrior.
You climbed the tower as a wizard.
Medals Earned: 3/24 (70/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Play the FGF game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (125/500 points)
Slay Betel
Vanquish Mogrimm
Destroy Nocxis
"Defeat" Zippelnum
Beat Salem
Beat Salem on New Game+ Mode
Annihilate Xil and the Black Obelisk
Beat the game on normal mode, in one sitting, without dying
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 5/46 (35/490 points)
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Warrior!
Reach the Second Area!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!