Total Medals Earned: 3,031 (From 495 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,720 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Seen the yellow magician
Seen the orange magician
Escaped the club dungeon
Escaped the diamond dungeon
Escaped the heart dungeon
Seen the purple magician
Escaped the spade dungeon
Collected all the playing cards
Escaped all dungeons and got the Magician to freedom
Medals Earned: 18/19 (255/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/370 points)
Kill Brigand in Armor
Kill Giant
Kill Giant in Armor
Kill Barbarian Bull Rider
Kill Destroyer
Kill Troll
Kill King Golem
Kill Metal Machine
Kill Wooden Machine
Kill Death Machine
Kill Scorpion King
Kill War-mammoth
Kill Dark Lord
Medals Earned: 6/7 (40/65 points)
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
It was a nice book...
Those chips were yummy, though...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/375 points)
Serve 3 customers in a row
Give the fork to a customer at the very last minute
Serve 20 customers in a row
Get 5 Close Call! in a single run
Serve 30 customers in a row
Reach the 5-stars restaurant level
Get 10 Close Call! in a single run
Get 15 Close Call! in a single run.
Serve 60 customers in a row
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game